November 2, 2010, Remove jackasses from Congress, Citizen Wells open thread, September 14, 2010
November 2, 2010, Remove jackasses from Congress
I first read the following many months ago. I received it again in an email last night. It is worthy of reprinting.
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper
In Starkville, MS.
And bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day
The next morning the farmer drove up and said,
“Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died
Curtis & Leroy replied, “Well, then just give us our money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”
The farmer asked, “What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?”
Curtis said, “We gonna raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”
Leroy said, “We shore can! Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!”
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly
Wiggly grocery store and asked “What’d you fellers ever do with that Dead mule?
They said,”We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do..
Leroy said,”Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made A
profit of $898.”
The farmer said,”My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?”
Curtis said, “Well, the feller who won got upset.
So we gave him his two Dollars back.”
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They’re overseeing the Bailout Program.
Limit all US politicians to two terms.
One in office One in prison
Illinois already does this!
GOD BLESS AMERICA
“Democracy is two wolves and a
lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty
is a well-armed lamb.” Benjamin Franklin”
Wisconsin 2020 election investigation approved by Assembly, WI legislature Jan 4 Resolution and Supreme Court declared illegal
Wisconsin 2020 election investigation approved by Assembly, WI legislature Jan 4 Resolution and Supreme CourtRead More
Who is Kamala Harris, really? Ask her sister Maya, Washington Post July 23, 2019, Scrubbed from WP Jan 2021, ‘A morsel of food please’
Who is Kamala Harris, really? Ask her sister Maya, Washington Post July 23, 2019, ScrubbedRead More